Company is a coming...

Anyone who knows me in person knows I have a slightly odd sense of humor. This warped sense of humor rears its head more when any level of stress arises.

The home visit is tomorrow but our social worker coming is not what is causing me stress.

It's my house.

And I can't seem to wiggle my nose like Bewitched to get it all in order.

The laundry has a mind of it's own and I believe it is breeding in the laundry room when I close the door.

I need to have a serious talk with the garbage as well. I think it is on steroids.

Don't even get me started on my 11 year old son's bathroom. Can you say gas mask?

So.

To distract myself in between wrestling laundry and making those little scrubbing bubbles do the job they are supposed to be doing in the shower I have compiled a list of quotes about having guests come a visiting.

We look forward to our home visit and having a very special guest peek through all the rooms of our home however I had to insert a little humor.

Enjoy...(or not) completely up to you.
Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.  ~Portuguese Proverb

Santa Claus has the right idea:  Visit people once a year.  ~Victor Borge

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.  ~Robert Brault
 Fish and visitors smell in three days.  ~Benjamin Franklin

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.  ~Author Unknown

Wish me luck with the laundry and scrubbing bubbles. Off to febreeze every square inch...
*Update! I am happy to report the bathrooms are done, dusting is done, floors are done and I think the kid's rooms are semi-clean! Now for the laundry and a tiny prayer request - please no SNOW. If we can get through this week all our appointments will be done!